Our state-of-the-art facility features:
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| Where productivity happens | A sacred space where important decisions are made |
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| Mandatory relaxation in 15-minute increments | Architectural marvel connecting Floor 3 directly to Floor 5 |
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| Our most productive employee. Requires no breaks, just bi-weekly dusting | Now with 3 more types of existential sustenance |